How big is a Ford Escape's trunk?

Kinja'd!!! "Autohaus Derp" (autohausderp)
03/08/2016 at 15:54 • Filed to: Jack Daniel's

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We picked up the ultimate souvenir at the Jack Daniels distillery during a recent road trip to Tennessee,

Big enough for ol’ Jack.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Autohaus Derp
03/08/2016 at 15:59

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...thats like 10G worth of whiskey.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Autohaus Derp
03/08/2016 at 15:59

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Not as big as a Focus wagon’s trunk :(


Kinja'd!!! Autohaus Derp > bob and john
03/08/2016 at 16:02

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Probably just as well it was empty, otherwise I would be suffering from a constant hangover and a light case of the deadness by now.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > bob and john
03/08/2016 at 16:02

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I have a sneaking suspicion that it’s probably empty.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Autohaus Derp
03/08/2016 at 16:05

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Kinja'd!!! BraappBraapp > bob and john
03/08/2016 at 16:11

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Yeah, you can buy it full at Sam’s Club:

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Autohaus Derp
03/08/2016 at 16:17

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I lol’d at “light case of deadness”


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Autohaus Derp
03/08/2016 at 16:29

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Hope you enjoyed our beautiful state!


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > dogisbadob
03/08/2016 at 16:34

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Can confirm

/’13 Focus wagon parked outside. Diesel, manual, obviously.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Autohaus Derp
03/08/2016 at 16:40

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That's sofa king NASCAR.


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > BraappBraapp
03/08/2016 at 16:44

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That's crazy!


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > Autohaus Derp
03/08/2016 at 16:52

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Swish!


Kinja'd!!! Autohaus Derp > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/08/2016 at 17:01

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Absolutely loved it!


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > nafsucof
03/08/2016 at 17:10

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I read that in the voice of SNL’s Brian Fellow.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Autohaus Derp
03/08/2016 at 20:05

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Because dammit Susan, sometimes a man just needs a drink! Now shut up, hold my highball glass and watch this...